Secretary Affair

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling well. It was too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and would probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say 'Good Morning'. Let alone any 'Happy Birthday'.

I thought, 'Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember'.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,

'Good morning boss, Happy Birthday!!!'

So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.' I said.

'That's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!!!'

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?'

I said, 'No, I guess not.' She said, 'Let's go to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.'

'Sure.' I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,

Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

All were singing 'Happy Birthday' and there on the couch I sat... Naked.

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