In & Around Me

Cake? Anyone?

2012-02-13T23:20:00.002+08:00

Baskin Robbins' ice cream cake? That is sssooo yesterday. Lets try this one.

or maybe not -_-

Sejahtera Malaysia

2012-02-13T00:16:00.002+08:00

Setelah sekian lama tak dengar lagi ni. Tiba-tiba aku boleh teringat masa naik kereta member aku. Rindu pulak aku dengan lagu ni. Kesian budak-budak sekarang kena membesar dengan lagu ND Lala yang tak berapa menarik walaupun anaknya Shila Amzah sangat menarik.

Flashback!

Google Translate?

2012-01-28T17:29:00.002+08:00

click on the pic for better view

Get More Out of Google

2012-01-25T23:05:00.003+08:00

still cant find what you want/need on Google? try applying these into your search next time

Blog Serius Hacked

2012-01-24T11:47:00.006+08:00

aku x nampak lagi respon dari Obe so far tentang blog dia kena hack

if one blogspot page could be hacked, i don't feel safe. dear blogspot admin, y u no safer?

for better view click here

Baju Perisai Kucing

2012-01-24T00:56:00.003+08:00

these are the things that I would buy for my beloved Pinky

why?

sebab ianya kelihatan sangat ~~kejimakan punggung jahat~~ hebat! boleh snap gambar pastu upload kat MukaBuku and tunggu orang comment.

just awesome. enough said.

want more? click here

Education On 9gag

2012-01-23T03:18:00.004+08:00

browsing through 9gag is not always wasting time. sometimes educational.

and yeah. come on fags. spell it right. or at least delete old post and repost with the mistakes cleared instead of getting butthurt when people starts to tell u its wrong.

'ouh deme ni berlagak sungguh kecek mat salleh'

-memey sampai mati mu bodo bahasa penjajah-

'polah pa mok blaja? nangga Jepun nun. sik dak gago mok pakei English'

-nang ko blaja kat Universiti kelak pakei bahasa Jepun-

'ang dok sembang kemaih pasai po? BM pun ang 3B masa SPM?'

-esok lusa tulat ka bila2 kalau aku dengaq ang nanyi lagu Bieber aku jolok juboq ang-

'ekau ni buang tabiek ko apo?'

-bukan buang tabiek... buang bodo-

Miscommunication

2012-01-23T03:13:00.001+08:00

Shitty Scary Coincidence!!!

2012-01-21T21:08:00.001+08:00

Cutest Hardcore Evvvaarrrrrrrrrr

2012-01-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

in b4 pedophile mode

such a damn geek comic but so true at the same time

2012-01-19T02:46:00.001+08:00

How Much Data Is That?

2012-01-18T13:18:00.002+08:00

via

Malaysia is Number 10 In The World!

2012-01-16T01:54:00.001+08:00

we are in the top 10. great isn't it? yeah right

Sound Mysteries

2012-01-16T01:00:00.004+08:00

Do watch and listen. Don't worry. It's not a prank video or whatsoever.

Bunyi apakah itu? Yakjuj & Makjuj? Latihan ketenteraan rahsia?

Whatever it might be. It sounds disturbing and terrifying.

Jimak Minda Di Pagi Buta

2012-01-13T05:08:00.001+08:00

Hishammuddin Tun Hussein pun terkejut tengok

2012-01-12T00:00:00.001+08:00

Mari Karoeke Bersama SOAD

2012-01-11T20:38:00.002+08:00

wake up!

credits to Sarah Eliza Abd Rahim for the vid link

2012-01-11T20:28:00.003+08:00

If in Italy they have this...

In Malaysia we have this....

Who said Malaysians aren't being great competitors? We have what you guys have as well.

BOO YAAAHHH!!!

How To...

2012-01-11T20:25:00.000+08:00

i'm totally gonna try this one

Visual Aided Learning

2012-01-11T05:00:00.002+08:00

Vice Versa?

2012-01-10T06:07:00.002+08:00

While we get our heart & soul touched by seeing these lions work together to save the cub, humans found themselves more inhumane no matter to each other or even to other species. How ironic... Why?

Misteri 'Ghost Fleet of Truk Lagoon'

2012-01-08T13:07:00.002+08:00

Truk Lagoon, yang dikenali sebagai Chuuk adalah kumpulan pulau-pulau tropika di Negara Persekutuan Micronesia. Tempat ni best untuk para kaki penyelam skuba. Ini adalah kerana wujudnya bangkai kapal selam Armada Hantu misteri Truk Lagoon. Lebih daripada 50 bangkai kapal dari Perang Dunia II tersadai di dasar laut. Pada tahun 1944, Amerika melancarkan 'Operation Hailstone', yang telah dipanggil Jepun Pearl Harbor, dan pengeboman yang berlangsung selama tiga hari. Serangan itu dihapuskan 60 kapal dan 275 kapal terbang, tenggelam ke bawah lagun. Kini tempat ini telah menjadi tanah perkuburan kapal yang terbesar di dunia. Kebanyakan daripada kapal karam itu tidak terusik selama hampir 25 tahun kerana takut. Banyak bangkai kapal di syurga menyelam skuba mempunyai kargo penuh dengan penuh pesawat pejuang, kereta kebal, jentolak, kereta kereta api, motosikal, torpedo, periuk api, bom, kotak peluru, radio, beribu-ribu senjata, mayat, dan artifak lain . Lebih daripada 3,000 orang dipercayai telah terbunuh dan beberapa penyelam bersumpah bahawa kapal karam di Truk Lagoon berhantu. Destination Truth menjalankan ekspedisi memburu hantu air di Truk Lagoon. Ketika menyelam di Maru Hoki, penyelam telah merakamkan bunyi enjin hidup dalam kargo yang dipenuhi dengan penuh lori. Berikut adalah pengembaraan visual dengan penyelam bangkai kapal yang diterokai dan gambar 'Ghost Fleet Truk Lagoon'.

2012-01-08T04:23:00.002+08:00

Setelah melihat gambar-gambar di bawah, hanya ada 3 perkara sahaja dalam kepala aku.

Sucker Punch
Silent Hill
Call of Duty

Dari Mata Seorang Pengundi Amerika

2012-01-08T04:19:00.002+08:00

Ini adalah cara bagaimana seorang pengundi Amerika menganalisa jika tampok pemerintahan Amerika perlu ditukar. Bagaimana pula dengan kita sebagai rakyat Malaysia???

From The Protecter To The Proected

2012-01-07T04:24:00.002+08:00

If Superman is weak against Kryptonite then my weakness would be looking at these kind of pictures...

It is just so sweet... What? Me soft?

I AIN'T MADE OF STEEL YOU ARSEHOLES

10 Fascinating Sealed Documents

2012-01-04T01:46:00.003+08:00

'All Time 10s' adalah satu channel di Youtube yang korang boleh subscribe dan tonton video-video yang sangat cool. Video apa? Video yang menyenaraikan 10 benda/perkara/manusia/apa saja laaa yang menarik dan berdasarkan fakta. Below is one of them. I am pretty sure most of you willl find it interesting.

All Time 10s YouTube channel & Twitter

30 Hari Seorang Kristian Sebagai Muslim

2012-01-02T15:30:00.005+08:00

'30 Days' adalah rancangan realiti televisyen di rangkaian kabel FX di Amerika Syarikat, dicipta dan dihoskan oleh Morgan Spurlock.

Dalam setiap episod, Spurlock, atau beberapa orang lain atau kumpulan orang, menghabiskan masa 30 hari menyelami diri dalam gaya hidup tertentu dengan yang mereka yang tidak dikenali (bekerja dengan gai yang kecil, hidup dalam penjara, seorang Kristian hidup & mengikut amalan sebagai Muslim dan lain-lain), pada masa yang sama membincangkan isu-isu sosial dan semasa yang berkaitan.

Episod 'Muslim and America' adalah yang ketiga dalam musim pertama rancangan ini yang telah diudarakan pada 29 Jun 2005. Dalam episod ini, Dave Stacy, seorang Kristian 'soleh' yang mempunyai pandangan dan perspektif negatif terhadap umat Islam terpaksa menghabiskan masa 30 hari dengan keluarga Islam.

Peraturan yang perlu dikiuti selama 30 hari:

Dave mesti ikut & amalkan segala tradisi Islam. Dari pakaian sehinggalah ke pemakanan.
Dia mesti mengkaji Al-Quran setiap hari.
Dave mesti bela janggut.

Apa yang aku tidak berkenan?

Pak Arab yang sembahyang pakai seluar pendek atas paras lutut.
Janggut bukanlah perkara wajib dalam Islam. tengok pak Arab lain dalam video ni pun bukan berjanggut sagat. Nampak sangat Morgan Spurlock tak buat homework betul-betul.
Islam bukanlah tradisi. Islam itu adalah agama. Tradisi adalah lain, agama adalah lain. Tradisi berubah-ubah mengikut tempat, bangsa & masa. Agama langsung tidak berubah septatutnya tidak kira tempat, bangsa mahupun masa.

Apa jadi setelah 30 hari? Sila tonton video di bawah ini.

Baby Sharks? Now I Know O,o

2011-12-31T16:04:00.000+08:00

2011-12-31T15:58:00.001+08:00

kalau kcuing aku yang burung tu buat main memang tinggal kaki ngan paruh je laa 5 minit kemudian

2011-12-31T03:07:00.003+08:00

even though it is a failure, she still look good to me. she might not know how to blow that thing but i bet she can blow other things way lot better. if you know what i mean.

Someone Please Tell Me?

2011-12-30T15:59:00.001+08:00

is this really true? seriously, i a Maths noob.

How To Calculate CC In Your Bike?

2011-12-28T01:20:00.005+08:00

okay guys!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the formula for bikers to calculate the actual Motorcycle Displacement (CC) in your bike!!!

tapi aku rasa untuk motor standard daripada nyusahkan diri nak kita nak kira berbagai baik tengok atas geran je. jangan kata atas geran. silap2 kat atas moto pun besar2 terpampang HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

image takan from highspeedpiston

2011-12-24T15:09:00.002+08:00

Think this might happen during the 13th 'PRU'? Hope not. Even though at most time it does happen. It just depend on who we vote for. How to know if we vote for the right one? Frankly I don't know at all. I just find this picture funny. Thats all.

World Democratic In Advance #sarcasm

2011-12-24T14:26:00.004+08:00

Ignore the video's title. Just watch & understand. This is a whole different but not new perspective of what was going on in Libya. Why not new?

Remember Afghanistan?

Remember Iraq?

So who is to blame? Do made make up your own mind base on your own intelligence.

By the way, anyone here knows about the the 'Constitution of the United States'?

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Persetankan tajuk video ni. Sila tonton & pahamkan. Ini adalah dari aspek & perspektif yang berbeza tapi bukanlah baru. Kenapa bukan baru?
Ingatkah anda dengan Afghanistan?
Ingatkah anda dengan Iraq?

Siapakah yang perlu dipersalahkan? Jadi, silalah fikir sendiri berdasarkan akal masing-masing.

Ada sesiapa sini yang arif tentang 'Perlembagaan Amerika Syarikat'?

Sweet Meme Proposal

2011-12-23T00:52:00.005+08:00

This is so sweet. Fuck I sound so gay. LOL

The couple in this video is Timothy Tiah, the co-founder of the ever popular ad-blogging site Nuffnang, and his Malaysian girlfriend who is a blogger, now his fiancee, Audrey Ooi Feng Ling.

Well actually it is really creative for him to have such idea for a marriage proposal and good for him his gf have good sense of humor. They had a good laugh and followed by tears of joy... For them, not me okay?

By the effing way, for all of you 9 gaggers this guy is not just any typical Asian
He is a MALAYSIAN

2011-12-22T22:14:00.002+08:00

i somehow think this is true. is it?

Kenapa Pikachu Enggan Masuk Poké Ball

2011-12-20T17:09:00.005+08:00

kesinambungan post ini dan ini

damn. 9gag banyak membuat aku kenang kembali zaman-zaman kegemilangan Pokémon. Sesungguhnya aku merindui masa-masa tersebut hahahaha

sekarang korang dah tau kenapa dalam Pokémon Yellow Pikachu tak mau masuk Poké Ball?

celaka pandai punye binatang

2011-12-19T01:12:00.003+08:00

kesinambungan post ini

if you still remember this that means you had a meaningful childhood...

I MEAN IT SERIOUSLY

I Miss Those Days

2011-12-15T22:24:00.002+08:00

Yang ni plak dari sembilangagtitikcom. Sumpah aku rindu main Game Boy.

Too Detail I Guess

2011-12-15T20:49:00.002+08:00

Sebelum gambar ni tenggelam dalam post Damn LOL yang terlampau banyak baik aku share ngan korang kat sini.

*You guys know how i love these kind of related topics.

Maths & Engineering Concept Gone Wrong

2011-12-15T01:43:00.002+08:00

Some people eat toast everyday... But they don't fold itself somehow.

3 Tips On Using Public Toilet

2011-12-14T03:16:00.002+08:00

2011-12-14T03:05:00.002+08:00

How the eff did they play when the Xbox is totally unplugged???

I Can't Digest This

2011-12-14T03:00:00.000+08:00

Who You Should Date?

2011-12-13T13:30:00.003+08:00

A brief description of these girls so you can choose. I've tried all the three categories and the "18 years old" is the worst ever. Other is still considerable.

#justSaying

Boobs for Americans

2011-12-13T02:11:00.001+08:00

2011-12-12T19:43:00.001+08:00

Wash Hands?

2011-12-11T17:14:00.002+08:00

I find this picture disturbingly somehow true....

Remember to wash your hand after you fap as well maggots!!!

Embers

2011-12-11T03:10:00.004+08:00

"We had liberty, but we did not see it. We had time, but we did not know it. And we had love, but we did not feel it.

Many decades would pass before we understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of our life, misunderstanding has past into contentment.

Love, liberty, and time: once was so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward. And love, most especially.

For our children, our brothers and sisters. And for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life, and keeps us guessing. Endless affection,to God."

Battle of the OS

2011-12-10T02:57:00.003+08:00

what's on your phone?

What I Have In Mind of Football?

2011-12-10T02:54:00.002+08:00

This is what I call football. *fap

2011-12-10T02:48:00.002+08:00

I AM BACK BITCHES

just for some ear torture. enjoice.

Bila Harian Metro Tiada Bahan Untuk Dilaporkan

2011-08-02T10:20:00.004+08:00

Surat khabar Harian Metro sering kali dikaitkan dengan berita2 yang menggemparkan atau lebih kepada menjengkelkan.

Yeah its fun to read all the sex stories & bullshits whatsoever. Minus the number of pages that Dr Rozmey taken from the paper for his Jusmate there onle lik 30% left fo the real news & facts LOL.

Namun lately aku tengok Harian Metro seolah-olah ketandusan idea, kehilangan inspirasi, kegersangan bahan. kurang minum jusmate ke apa?
Biasa kalau bahagian arena tu kita paham laa kan ada berita pasal EPL, Liga Malaysia, golf, bowling & macam2 sukan lain lagi. Tapi tadi aku terbukak satu laporan dari Harian Metro yang agak senggama minda aku tengok....

sila klik sini untuk laporan penuh

Ya tuan-tuan & puan-puan. Harian Metro melaporkan tentang keputusan acara yang gilang gemilang yakni Kejohanan Olahraga Sekolah Jenis Kebangsaan (Tamil) Ladang Wellesley, Lunas.
Atau adakah Obe telah menjadi salah sorang reporter Harian Metro?
LOL

Apa Yang Tak De Time Puasa?

2011-08-01T12:00:00.002+08:00

Ada satu elemen yang boleh dikatakan agak penting dalam kehidupan seharian kira yang konpem tak de dalam bulan Ramadhan Al-Mubarak ni

bukan makananan k

kehadirin makhluk yang ada di antara kita buat bestfriend siap jadi BFF lagi tu yakni SETAN
aku pun aman dah nak tido malam x de yang mengganggu HAHA

Mari kita preview sikit "kawan baik" korang ni ~xD

Sejak dari dahulu lagi malahan dalam sejarah manusia kepercayaan terhadap kewujudan makhluk2 ni yang bak orang kampung aku kata demonic sudah wujud. Entiti yang telah diberi pelbagai nama ini juga dapat dilihat dalam mitos, lagenda dan juga agama. Penyebaran agama2 Samawi (Abrahamic Religions) telah mendalamkan lagi kepercayaan & pemahaman tentang isu ini. Namun sedemekian banyak budaya telah sedia ada mempunyai pahaman sendiri tentang enititi ini yang di mana kadang2 lagi melampau dari apa yang ada dalam ajaran agama Samawi.

Di sini aku senaraikan 10 makhluk halus terhangat di pasaran daripada pelbagai agama & budaya yang berbeza.

Djinn

Di Barat Djinn digelar genies. Mereka dikatakan hidup selari dengan kita manusia di dunia ni. Mengikut Al-Quran (Wallahualam) djinn mempunyai keinginan dah bebas berfikiran seperti manusia - maknanya meraka bolej jadi baik ataupun jahat lakhnatullah. Dikatakan badan & zatnya terdiri daripada api yang tidak berasap lebih kurang seperti syaitan. Sering juga berlaku kekeliruan antara djinn yang berbeza kewujudannya dengan syaitan.

Furies

Furies adalah makhluk dari mitos Greco-Roman. Di Rom dikenali sebagai Furies manakala di Greece pula dinamakan Erinyes. Dikatakan Furies adalah dewi2 dari neraka yang yang melambangkan dendam & kemarahan manusia yang mati pra matang (???). Merayau2 dia dunia untuk menghukum mereka yang memberi sumpah palsu. Bilangan enititi ini tidak dapat dipastikan tetapi biasanya menyerang dalam kumpulan bertiga. Rupanya selalunya mengerikan dengan darah menitis dari mata & mempunyai sayap kelawar yang membolehkan makhluk ini terbang.

Incubus

Incubus merupakan syaitan dari kisah dongeng Eropah. Nama Incubus datang dari perkata Latin 'Incubo' yang bermakna mimpi ngeri. Makhluk ini adalah jantan & suka baring atau tindih perempuan yang tengah tidur untuk berjimak dengan mereka (LOL). Tujuan mereka adalah untuk menghamilkan perempuan tersebut supaya ada anak (=___="). Namun kekerapan interaksi antara Incubus dengan mana2 perempuan boleh mengganggu kesihatan ataupun menyebabkan kematian.

Raiju

Raiju adalah makhluk lagenda dalam mitos Jepun. Namanya jika diterjemahkan bermaksud 'makhluk guruh'. Namanya juga secara tidak langsung melakarkan serba sedikit rupanya dalam minda. Badannya diciptakan dari api ataupun petir. Tetapi rupanya tidak tetap & dikatakan berupa kucing, monyet mahupun serigala biru dikelilingi petir. Ketika guruh ataupun ribut melanda, Raiju menjadi gelisah & tidak tenteram. Maka ia mula melompat dari pokok ke pokok atau bangunan.
Raiju adalah teman Rajin, tuhan kilat Shinto. Makhluk ini dikatakan gemar berehat di dalam pusat manusia yang tidur. Untuk mengejutkannya, Raijin terpaksa menyambar petir ke arah Raiju untuk mengejutkannya yang di mana secara tidak langsung manusia juga akan tersambar sekali tak pasal2. Oleh kerana itu, orang2 Jepun mengamalkan tidur meniarap untuk mengelakkan insiden ini.
baru aku tau asal usul nama Pokemon Raichu & Raikou HAHA

Succubus

Succubus adalah makhluk betina yang sekutu dengan Incubus. Mereka sering ke kamat lelaki ketika malam untuk menggoda mereka dalam mimpi. Antara lelaki kegemara eniti ini untuk digoda ialah golongan sami, paderi ataupun bak kata orang yang kuat Imannya. Succubus perlu mengeluarkan tenaga batin dari lelaki untuk hidup umpama kuntilanak yang perlukan darah. Dahulu mereka digambarkan dengan agak ngeri dengan sayap & berekor ular. Namun peredaran zaman telah mengubah penampilan mereka menjadi ahli sihir yang jelita supaya lebih senang untuk menggoda lelaki.

Pazuzu

Kedua2 orang Assyria & Babylon mengenali Pazuzu sebagai raja syaitan angin. Dia melambangkan angin barat daya yang membawa kemarau & ribut. Entiti ini adalah pembawa belalang ketika musim hujan yang akan kebuluran ketika musim kemarau. Sering digambarkan sebagai makhluk yang menyerupai gabungan antara manusia & haiwan. Biasanya badan manusia, kepala singa & sepasang sayap. Makhluk ini jugalah yang menjadi bintang dalam filem The Exorcist.

Berith

Berith adalah syaitan yang sering dikaji dalam agama Kristian. Digelar "Great Duke of Hell". Dikatakan berith adalah komander 26 kumpulan syaitan lain. Seringkali digambarkan sebagai askar yang menunggang kuda merah yang disarung kain merah dan memakai mahkota emas. Kadang kala Berith sendiri akan berkulit merah juga. Boleh diseru oleh manusia namun jika tidak memakai cincin perak, Berith akan menyeksa manusia tersebut sehingga menjadi gila sebelum membunuhnya.

Banshee

Banshee adalahm entiti yang berasal dari Ireland. Namanya datang dari 'bean sidhe' yang bermaksud wanita kayangan tanah tinggi. Entiti ini dianggap petanda kematian atau utusan dari alam barzakh. Banshee memberitahu kematian semakin hampir dengan membuat bunyi atau suara yang luluh yang seolah2 meratapi kematian di kawasan gelap ketika malam. Rupanya berbeza mengikut kisah & mitos yang diturunkan. Ada yang mengatakan rupanya hodoh & mengerikan namun ada juga yang berkata sebaliknya. Mendengar ratapannya yang sayu adalah amaran bahawa kematian semakin menghampiri anda atau orang yang tersayang.

Pishacha

Pishacha adalah syaitan dalan mitos Hindu. Dikatakan memakan daging di temat membakar mayat & menyorok di tempat2 yang gelap. Mampu berubah bentuk & juga halimunan. Sering merasuk manusia yang di mana akan menyebabkan mangsa rasukan mengalami ketidaknormalan & berpenyakit. Hilang waras adalah kesan biasa apabila dirasuk.

Abaddon

Juga dari tradisi agam Kristian. Juga dikenali sebagai Apollyon dalam mitos Greek yang bermaksud si pemusnah. Pernah dilihat dalam kitab Injil tulisan St John. Dalam budaya Yahudi pula, Abaddon bermakna tempat untuk kemusnahan namun dalam kitab2 Kristian dia digambar sebagai individual. Digambarkan sebagai raja 'bottomless pit' yang mengurung roh yang sesat & juga merupakan komander 'viscous plague of locust'. Dalam kajian luar dari jaran Injil Kristian, dia digambarkan sebagai malaikat pemusnah, ketua hari kiamat & juga ketua Syaitan di neraka.

Apa macam? Agak camne rupa dorang keluar skali time Ramadhan habis kan? =)

B2G

2011-07-28T00:08:00.004+08:00

"Mozilla, the organisation behind the web browser Firefox, has launched a new operating system (OS) project for mobile devices that will run applications primarily on the Web, says PCWorld.

Named Boot to Gecko (B2G), the project is in pursuit of Mozilla’s goal of building a complete, standalone operating system for the open web.

The operating system will be based on Android at the lowest-level, since the basics are already there, but there’s no word on whether it will be compatible with Android apps.

Since Mozilla is taking a different direction with its OS with running applications primarily on the Web, this could be a problem for users who don’t have a big data plan.

In addition, the developers at Mozilla should also consider the fact that not everywhere in the world has a high-speed stable wireless network.

So in theory, if Mozilla wants to pull this off, they would have to make their OS as lightweight as possible, which means they would either have to make an OS that doesn’t consume a lot of resources or compress the data before sending it to the user.

The project is still in its infancy and in their brief B2G webpage they have enlisted a few web apps that they still need, including a phone, SMS, contacts manager, camera/photo manager/gallery, e-book reader and games.

Mozilla is encouraging developers to participate in its ambitious attempt to compete with the likes of Google’s Android and Apple’s iOS.

This will certainly open up new boundaries in the mobile OS market and expose mobile users to a wider variety of choices in devices."

source

Think this one will do better than any of the current mobile OS? Or will it even work? Lets just wait & see =)
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

Balls Maintenence

2011-07-26T00:52:00.002+08:00

Do take good care of your assets boys!!!

English Proficiency - Where Are We Malaysians?

2011-07-24T02:16:00.016+08:00

Almost anyone is capable of speaking in English language. Still, to be able so just speak & speak well are two different things. Roughly the way we speak - tones, pronunciations, word arrangements, will give the first impression to almost everyone & anyone at most times.

We Malaysians live in country that was once colonised by an English country. As a matter of fact one of the best English speaker itself , the British.
Though I'm still unsure whether the London fellows or the Welsh speaks better.

As time pass by the English language used in our country change (from my point of view). We don't really use British English anymore due to the fact that our media mainly have more American shows on it. Our country is made up of many races that have their own mother language could count in as another main factor as well. This will definitely put some effect on the pronunciations for sure. Let me introduce you to the Malaysian English .

As long as it is understandable & the sense of grammar is still there it is still call English language. But how do we do among all other countries in the world? Look below & you'll get the answer.

Source: Education First

"English proficiency is highest in Europe as a whole. All the very high proficiency countries and all
but one of the high proficiency countries are found there. However, the trend does not hold for all
European countries: Spain, Italy and Turkey fall behind their neighbors.

Asia has a range of English proficiency levels from high in Malaysia to very low in Vietnam
and Indonesia. The wealthier Asian countries tend to have higher levels of proficiency, as
would be expected from their higher rates of school attendance and greater investment
in private English courses.

Latin America has the lowest level of English proficiency of any region. Only Mexico and
Argentina score above low proficiency. Historically weaker school enrollment levels, more political
unrest, and low levels of government investment in education are all contributing factors."

-Education First

According to The Star, we ranked 3rd in Southeast Asia. This was the result of the analysis of
the English Language Assessment (ELA) by online recruitment company JobStreet.com together
with 4 other country which are Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand & Philippines. Singapore
ranked 1st & Philippines is just ahead of us. Thailand settled at 4th then followed by Indonesia.

I know there are few of you out there saying "Wattahell? As long as I can speak & understand
ok lorrrhhhh. What for susah2 pandai Inggellish?". Well, look at the figure below & figure it out
yourself. That is IF you could understand it well because it is in English. =)

These are the fields of work/industries together with their English standard.
What those abbreviations mean? Go look for yourself. I won't spoon feed you guys all the time.

*p/s: By the way along my research i found this website to test our English proficiency. Have fun!

Types of Bodies

2011-07-23T18:24:00.004+08:00

This one is only applicable for the ladies I guess. Ok you can say this one is sequel on one of my previous post if you may. I'm not a perv but just a curious & willing to share what I found. I'll try to find one chart if there are any for the guys too.

But something clouds my mind right after I went through this chart . . .

WHAT THE EFFING HELL IS "BOTEROESQUE" ANYWAY?
i never ever heard of that word seriously

Where's Your Target Doggie???

2011-07-23T18:21:00.003+08:00

If you people watch this one you know how I feel...

Ok its awkward that a dog fails at doggie style . . . =_=
Hey those the dog gets to ejaculate after that? I really doubt that it will LOL

Some Facts of Boobs That We All Love

2011-07-22T23:16:00.004+08:00

Wow. Those are real, and yes, they are spectacular. Just so this post isn’t purely sexist, here are some interesting and fun breast facts. Feel free to impress your friends with a few of these facts about breasts at your next party. Awww, who am I kidding, you aren’t reading this, are you? If so, give a comment below.

Some Women Can Reach Orgasm Via Breast Stimulation
The idea that women can achieve orgasm via breast stimulation alone has been put forward by Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, a pair of high-profile sex educators or enthusiast pervs and the authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. According to their findings, about 1% of women report the ability to achieve orgasm through manual stimulation of their breasts.

Cleavage Is Not Determined By Breast Size (never thought of this)
2 women with same cup size may not have the same cleavage. Woman’s breasts that are fuller in the middle will have greater cleavage. Woman with only an A or B cup but with her breasts naturally set close together, can have nice cleavage too. In addition, if your body is narrow below your shoulders, you’ll have an easier time creating a deeper valley between your 2 peaks.

Statistically The Left One Is Bigger (did anyone noticed?)
This is according to a study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that looked at the breasts of just under 600 women. As their breasts grow and develop during puberty and beyond, one of the chief concerns girls have, and something that causes them way more grief than is necessary, is over one being bigger or smaller than the other.

Are They Real?
At least 4,000,000 sets of these babies are fake. More than 2 million women in the United States have breast implants. The average age a woman gets a boob job is 34 … 90% wait until after they have children. The majority of women go up about two cup sizes. Of course, implants still carry health risks, but that doesn’t stop 250,000 from going under the knife each and every year.

Let Those Sleeping Breasts Lie
Sleeping face down won’t make your balloons deflate, but it will change their shape over time. The best snooze style for your breasts is on your side with a pillow under them for support.

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Long Island Couple Gets Married In A Shark Tank

2011-07-22T23:09:00.002+08:00

One hell of a way to get married I'd say . . . Korang berani? HAHA

Albert Einstein

2011-07-22T22:57:00.002+08:00

Once he was a kid . . .

What does he have in mind of God . . .

"Science without religion is lame" - Albert Einstein

10 Things To Know About Torture

2011-07-22T22:50:00.000+08:00

[Source: Medical Billing and Coding]

Mood - The Edge of Glory

2011-06-18T18:49:00.003+08:00

Last post before my one whole week of absence & this one is for the upcoming sports carnival that I'm in. The title & the lyrics might suits the purpose of me posting this but not the video LOL

Go CC Go!!!

Expect Them

2011-06-16T12:00:00.002+08:00

Malaysia Official Government Website
(DoS / Switched off - Up at 3:49am - Down at 4:06am)

Other Malaysian wesites:

SabahTourism. com	Hacked + leaked
Tour Malaysia (Not Tourism Malaysia)	Hacked
Tourism Malaysia	Unaffected
UiTM Penang	Hacked but back up	9:40am
JBiotech	Hacked
Social Welfare Department (Ezi2Care)	Hacked
CIDB	Hacked but back up	12:20am
Land Public Transport Commision	Hacked but back up	12:15am
1Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	3:45am
Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission	Unaffected
ASEANConnect	DoS / Switched off	8:00am
Malaysian Meteorological Service	DoS / Switched off
Ministry of Education	DoS / Switched off	9:00am
Suruhanjaya Pilihanraya Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	8:30am
Bomba	DoS / Switched off	8:30am
TMNet	Unaffected
Kementerian Kerja Raya Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	7:45am
Parlimen Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	8:00am
Malaysian Treasury	DoS / Switched off	8:00 am
University Kebangsaan Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	7:00am
Jobs Malaysia	DoS / Switched off	8:00am
Information, Communications and Culture	DoS / Switched off	7:45am
Human Resouce Ministry	DoS / Switched off	3:59am
National Sports Council	DoS / Switched off	7:30am
Polis Diraja Malaysia (PDRM)	DoS / Switched off	8:00am

2011-06-14T22:51:00.004+08:00

This is how it looks like http://www.tourmalaysia.com.my/ has been hacked.

"More are coming soon"

Interesting . . .

I Want . . .

2011-05-23T00:23:00.002+08:00

Seriously this is a cute video filled with messages. These felines are living things & have desires just like us humans. Even if you don't like them please do treat them well. I don't like dogs but I never hurt them even when I was attacked. I just ran LOL!

TREAT THEM RIGHT

2011-05-21T19:11:00.002+08:00

Awkward but nice!!!!!!!!

And that guy sure was recording at the right moment. I mean don't you guys think its rare to see these fellas running around town? Did they missed their flight or what and then decided to have on foot migration? LOL

Cat Laser Bowling?

2011-05-21T19:03:00.001+08:00

I love bowling but . . .

Daddy!!! Do we have any laser pen at home? =D

2011-05-21T02:23:00.000+08:00

the meta picture

Families?

2011-05-21T01:17:00.004+08:00

Don't you guys think someone's dad has some explaining to do? HAHA

meta picture

Wizard of the Oz

2011-05-21T01:13:00.002+08:00

Oh the meaning is so damn deepshit LOL

token from the meta picture

wow

2011-05-13T02:22:00.000+08:00

Look at the title. It's all I can say after watching this one hell of 'garage'.

daddy can I have one for my bike?

Secretary Affair

2011-05-13T01:49:00.000+08:00

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling well. It was too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and would probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say 'Good Morning'. Let alone any 'Happy Birthday'.

I thought, 'Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember'.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,

'Good morning boss, Happy Birthday!!!'

So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.' I said.

'That's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!!!'

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said,

'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?'

I said, 'No, I guess not.' She said, 'Let's go to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.'

'Sure.' I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,

Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

All were singing 'Happy Birthday' and there on the couch I sat... Naked.

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